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AzzDan (temp PFP)'s avatar

The Art of Losing: Pampers when

A "Mr Tiger Mom" Rancor's avatar

The Art of Losing: My Keys in a Diaper Genie

rajeshwari verma's avatar

shoutout to the untitled ettingermentum baby

Noah's avatar

Congrats and keep up the good work! You make me feel a little more sane and grounded in a crazy world, and that is something that will serve you well as a dad, I assume.

Samuel Lipson's avatar

LET'S FUCKING GO JOSH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU AND ROO ARE GONNA BE SUCH GOOD PARENT

...So, need someone to record some children's audiobooks?

Paul R-R. M.'s avatar

Congratulations onto the kid! Wishing the little one and their mother excellent health. That said, in a few years, I am expecting a deep dive series on the politics of Bluey.

kate shrike, blexas believer's avatar

Huge congratulations. Good health and many wonderful times to your family!

Lo's avatar

Congratulations! What polling firm did you give to baby ettinger as a middle name? Hopefully one of the good ones

Mike's avatar

I, for one, am happy to welcome Atlas Patriotpolling Ettinger into this world

Ken's avatar

So happy for both of you! Two people I feel extremely confident will make excellent parents.

The Cosmopolitan Patriot's avatar

Holy crap I had no idea about any of this! I saw that mention about being an expectant father and genuinely thought you were joking! Congratulations!

Basel Hamdan's avatar

Wonderful news, congrats!

Jackson Voss's avatar

Wonderful news, congratulations! Best to you and your growing family.

Floridian's avatar

Congrats!

Charles Poe's avatar

Congrats bro!

Charlie Day's avatar

Congrats man! So is this gonna be a Bronny situation where when he gets older we have to call him Etty?

Sem Sath's avatar

Whoa, congratulations!

Also *thank you* for not centering your content around yourself. Classy move, much appreciated.

Adam's avatar

Can't believe people are out here having kids like none of this is really happening.

Eric Deamer's avatar

especially at 12 years old or whatever Josh is